“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”
-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.


“Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color, or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist. cynics, critics, pessimists, and “stick in the muds” need not apply. voluptuous figures a plus. any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins, claire huxtable, snow white, or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed. i am dubious of actresses, fellons and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely. must be tolerant of whistling, tickle torture, james taylor, and sleeping late. i have a slight limp, eerily soft hands, and a preternatural love of autumn. i once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult. i wiggle my feet in my sleep, am scared of the dark, and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time. all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning, peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart, and to make you smile until it hurts.”

-Matthew Gray Gubler, on his perfect woman.

  1. neverland-is0ut-there reblogged this from j0rdanfish
  2. unclassy-bitch reblogged this from j0rdanfish
  3. da-rker reblogged this from j0rdanfish
  4. h0use0fw0lv3s reblogged this from j0rdanfish
  5. mount---dixblo reblogged this from j0rdanfish
  6. j0rdanfish reblogged this from formeit-isntover
  7. formeit-isntover reblogged this from lostmymindintheshadows
  8. simplee-bliss reblogged this from freshlybliss
  9. p3rfectfuckinghigh reblogged this from herbie-fully-turnt
  10. caitlame reblogged this from bringmethewalrus
  11. amberleighh reblogged this from freshlybliss
  12. pitch-black-white-lights reblogged this from pussymaddieweed
  13. wow-its-holy-rainbow reblogged this from lostmymindintheshadows
  14. bringmethewalrus reblogged this from sugaritslikeparadise
  15. a-certain-stephany reblogged this from lostmymindintheshadows
  16. sugaritslikeparadise reblogged this from lostmymindintheshadows
  17. herbie-fully-turnt reblogged this from lostmymindintheshadows and added:
    Wow yes please. Perfect.
  18. lostmymindintheshadows reblogged this from empechement
  19. empechement reblogged this from pussymaddieweed
  20. pussymaddieweed reblogged this from freshlybliss
  21. justbreathe--love reblogged this from freshlybliss
  22. wounded-wonder reblogged this from freshlybliss
  23. freshlybliss reblogged this from wewentwrong
  24. iamthemaximumhorse reblogged this from achoirofmonotonouswoos
  25. achoirofmonotonouswoos reblogged this from enjoliras
  26. kxx-xyz reblogged this from -tartarus and added:
    “Must love decorating for holidays, mischief, kissing in cars, and wind chimes. no specific height, weight, hair color,...
  27. queen-of-amarillo reblogged this from hameroncurley